Today's quotes [8.7.10]
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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion."
- Scott Adams
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
-- Simon Travaglia
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
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