Today's quotes [8.6.10]
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"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
-- Mark Twain
"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the
Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's
going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the
marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"
-- Ren, from Ren & Stimpy, "In The Army"
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
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