Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 


Today's quotes [8.5.10]

Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.


When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 

1. 




"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
                        -- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
                           (If you've never heard it, you won't get it)


2. 




I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They
went "Aaaaahhhh..."


3. 




Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.


4. 




"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote


5. 



BONUS! A random quote from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD





By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Stories
Today's Poems
Today's Funny Pic

 August '10 Quotes Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
1  2  3  4  5  6  7  
8  9  10 11 12 13 14 
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 
22 23 24 25 26 27 28 
29 30 31 

Jump to  



For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.