Today's quotes [8.5.10]
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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
-- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
(If you've never heard it, you won't get it)
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
-- Truman Capote
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