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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
"I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words `phenomenology' or
`structuralism', I reach for my buck knife."
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone. The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang
"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
"HEY! There's actually FOUR of us! And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
Tell her to get it straight."
-- firstname.lastname@example.org, Lt. Wilkes
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