Today's quotes [8.31.10]
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
of the Holocaust
The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.
Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
expired on January 1, 1976.
-- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid
The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
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