Today's quotes [8.30.10]
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"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
-- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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