Today's quotes [8.29.10]
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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
-Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing;
feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
neuropsychology intro course
"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
-- The Laws of Physics
I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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