Today's quotes [8.28.10]
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VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word.
I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift
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