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ON LAMENTATION
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers


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"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe


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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.

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"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
                        -- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"


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