Today's quotes [8.26.10]
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"That post-coital glue..."
-- Sarah O'Brien
"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.
A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
The internet is a great way to get on the net
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
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