Today's quotes [8.25.10]
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Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
"I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
-- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny
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