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Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !

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ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.


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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

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"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson


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"I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
 trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
                        -- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny


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