Today's quotes [8.24.10]
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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.
A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were
as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I
no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup
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