Today's quotes [8.22.10]
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"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
-Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
- W. C. Fields
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