Today's quotes [8.21.10]
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Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
need replacing. It's not holding a charge."
German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
using a sick bag on a 747.
- - - Willy Rushton
When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father
for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket.
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children."
- J. Danforth Quayle,
former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990
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