Today's quotes [8.20.10]
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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction."
-- Blaise Pascal
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
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