Today's quotes [8.2.10]
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
"Kent put his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing with my underware."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underware?"
--Chris to Mitch in 'Real Genuis'
"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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