Today's quotes [8.18.10]
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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
loose on the developers."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton
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