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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less
       shit you have to eat.


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My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

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I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 

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"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

-- Vice President Dan Quayle


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