Today's quotes [8.14.10]
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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
- Jim Harrison
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
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