Today's quotes [8.13.10]
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"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988
* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
- Lazarus Long
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