Today's quotes [8.10.10]
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison."
The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein
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