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               Under the spreading chestnut tree 
               The village smith he sat, 
                    Amusing himself 
                    By abusing himself 
               And catching the load in his hat. 

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There was a nympho named Jill 
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
All over China
And bits of her tits in Brazil

Sent by Martin

2. 




               There was a young man named Manis 
               Who had an extremely large anus. 
                    When he went to make doo 
                    It was four foot by two 
               And the smell was really quite heinous! 

3. 




   Some come here to sit and think,
   Some come here to shit and stink,
   But I come here to scratch my balls,
   And read the bullshit on the walls...


  

4. 




There was a young lady named Ames 
               Who would play at the jolliest games. 
                    She was great fun to lay 
                    For her rectum would play 
               Obbligatos, and call you bad names. 

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