Today's poems [8.15.10]
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Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smith he sat,
By abusing himself
And catching the load in his hat.
There was a nympho named Jill
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
All over China
And bits of her tits in Brazil
Sent by Martin
There was a young man named Manis
Who had an extremely large anus.
When he went to make doo
It was four foot by two
And the smell was really quite heinous!
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
There was a young lady named Ames
Who would play at the jolliest games.
She was great fun to lay
For her rectum would play
Obbligatos, and call you bad names.
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