Today's stories [7.7.10]
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Mum and Dad went to the Restaurant,Dad was about halfway
finishing his meal but he had a hard look at the potato.
He calls the waitress and says this potato is bad.
The waitress picks it up an smacks it an puts it back on
the plate and says "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know".
Sent by Lindsey
I'm sure you've all watched Titanic and watched poor Jack
Dawson sink to his watery grave, well when he was frozen and
Rose pushed him under, my idiot ex-boyfriend yelled, "Jack
Sent by Christine
I heard Dan Quayle is in favor of a 30% tax cut. His thinking
must have been "Well, Dole lost with a 15% tax cut, but if I triple
it to 30%, I can win!"
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