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The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for your trouble. So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free burger. "You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed. "Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age? We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke out, "Please drive through sir!". :-) Sent by Alton
Prof. Lachner once taught a class from 2:30pm to 5:30pm. Every time the class met, all the students would have a lot of food on their desks when the class started. During the 5 minutes break, all of them would line a queue at the nearby vending machine. He couldn't understand why these students were hungry all the time, anyway, his class was just after the lunch time and long before dinner time. Prof. Somebody was not happy about this because when they ate, they make a lot of noise. So he announced one day "No food in the class". Next class he found the classroom extremely quiet. Guess what, everybody was dozing because nothing was keeping them awake.
Now let's see here if I understand all this correctly. President Clinton has ordered our forces to engage an entrenched, politically motivated enemy, backed by the Russians, on their home ground, in a foreign civil war, in difficult terrain, with limited military objectives, bombing restrictions, boundary and operational restrictions, queasy allies, far across the ocean, with uncertain goals, without prior consultation with congress, the potential for escalation, while limiting the forces at his disposal, and the majority of Americans opposed to or at least uncertain about the value of the action being worth American lives. So just what was it that he was opposed to in Vietnam?
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