Today's stories [7.18.10]

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There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was 
pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. 
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow. 

Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just 
like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.

Police in New Jersey pulled over what they thought was a drunk driver and 
it turned out to be a couple engaging in oral sex. The officers issued a 
stern warning and a high five.

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