Today's stories [7.14.10]

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This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard 
over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such< 
beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that 
beacon!"
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot." 

A woman, worried about crime, started to carry a hand-gun. Five months 
after she'd begun carrying her gun she came out to her car in a dark 
parking lot and found it occupied by four men. She ordered them out. They 
refused to move; she pulled her gun. Instantly four doors popped open and 
her car's occupants fled into the night. Then, as she started to load her 
groceries into the car, she noticed her car (same make and model) parked 
three spots away. 

There's the story about the man working the night desk at the FBI office. 
They got a lot of wrong numbers, because it was similar to the pizza 
joint.
One night he answered "FBI." When the caller hesitated, he said "You meant 
to call Dominoes ..." The caller exclaimed "Wow, you guys really DO know 
everything!" 

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