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Homossassa, FL.
A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job. After completing his 
application he then went to the section of the store that sold guns. He 
asked to see a couple guns. The attendent left for a moment and the guy 
stole the guns. Not only was he video-taped, the police used the address 
on his application to go to his house and arrest him.

I woke up a little early the other day 
and decided to go take a shower. 
My wife woke up and said rather lustily, 
"Honey, are you in a hurry to get to work?"  
"No, not really." 
"Then will you scub the shower before 
you get in it?" 

Sent by Michael

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