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I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.

Unknown

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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

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"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
                        -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela


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Bumper Sticker seen in DC...

Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole

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