Today's quotes [7.8.10]
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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn."
In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
-- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
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