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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

    -- Mark Twain

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"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish


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I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. 

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