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Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. 

     - Harry S. Truman

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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 Corollary:
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


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The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 

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As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
  
               --Pat Metheny

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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

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