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We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

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"What are you clearing your throat for?"
"Practice."
                        -- tanya, Alasdair


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"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, 
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. " 
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963) 

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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo


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