Today's quotes [7.31.10]

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"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."

                                     - Conan O'Brien

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!

"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"

    - Jimmy Buffett 

"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it

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