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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen


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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

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Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 

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