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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.


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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 

     - Calvin & Hobbes 

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"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."

-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998


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