Today's quotes [7.3.10]
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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
-- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.
Me: 'I want! I want! I want! I want!'.
Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
Me: 'Bowel movement'.
 Or words to that effect."
-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery
* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."
-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
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