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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
                        -- Kez Bartsch


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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.


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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
   Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
   -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]


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A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who 

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Never eat more than you can lift. 

    - Miss Piggy

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