Today's quotes [7.27.10]
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously."
- Hubert Humphrey
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.
"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
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