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   Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

3. 




You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

4. 




"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

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