Today's quotes [7.26.10]
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
"A career in mathematics is the scholastic equivalent of [the] Vietnam War."
-- From the sig of Jake Kesinger
"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
The true gentleman is subtly poised between an
inner tact and an outer deference.
-- Puzant Kevork Thomajan
The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?
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