Today's quotes [7.25.10]
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In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
-- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children and large
nations." -- David Friedman
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.
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