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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


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Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

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A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've 
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went 
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
   has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
        -- English Professor, Ohio University


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