Today's quotes [7.22.10]
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little
buggers to exercise?
"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."
The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates,
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
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