Today's quotes [7.21.10]
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"Basses like Altos.
Altos like Basses.
Tenors like Tenors.
Sopranos like discos."
-- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
(aka Paul Sleigh, email@example.com)
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
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