Today's quotes [7.20.10]
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Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
-- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
"10 ways to stop users mistaking you for a normal person (4): When booting a
workstation, shout out all console output 1/2 a second before it appears.
Do this with your eyes closed and fists clenched."
-- Steve Mitchell in alt.sysadmin.recovery
ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
who, if manners had not existed, would have
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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