Today's quotes [7.2.10]
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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."
Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.
* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-- Dave Barry
"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
-- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
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