Today's quotes [7.19.10]

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

*   Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
           Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
          Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
       doesn't know his wife until he marries?
          Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz

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