Today's quotes [7.18.10]
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"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
"Right. So nobody can print. Which is a good thing. It's a _good_ thing
that nobody can print."
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
"Been there, done that"
-- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without
Frank Lloyd Wright
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