Today's quotes [7.17.10]
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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- - - Cynthia Heimel
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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