Today's quotes [7.16.10]
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Anthony's Law of Force:
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
- Rita Rudner
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