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"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert


1. 




A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects

     - Lazarus Long 

2. 




"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants." 

     - Isaac Newton 

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders." 

     - Hal Abelson 


3. 




* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
         1. fighting
         2. fleeing
         3. feeding
         4. mating
            -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course


4. 




"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
                        -- David Helfgott, "Shine"


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