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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
 that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
                        -- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"


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My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.  So I'm going to move to New
York.


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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali


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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

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"I like the bestiality..."
                        -- Karen Peisley


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