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   (written high upon the wall)
   If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
   you.


  

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Hard work never killed anybody, 
but why take the chance? 
                            --Edgar Bergen

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Denniston's law:
Virtue is its own punishment.

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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)


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